Saturday, February 7, 2009

Facebook

I'm not going to lie. Yes, work has been really busy. But the reason I'm blogging less is because I'm obsessed with Facebook!

I can't believe I held out as long as I did! It is so fun to stalk people online! In one Facebook session, you have such a wide range of emotions - see below:

1) Surprised -- "Wow, I have 4 friend requests from people I haven't seen or heard of in ages!"

2) Judgy -- "Well, I hope she finds life as a stay-at-home mom fulfilling."

3) Jealous -- "She looks skinnier than me in her wedding photos. Well, at least my husband is way hotter than hers."

4) Nervous -- "Ohhhh -- Should I ask [insert name of college crush] to be my friend?

5) Excited - "Woohoo! [insert name of college crush] just approved my friend request!

6) Confused -- "I don't remember him being that bald when I knew him."

7) Mean -- "This is the most boring list of '25 random facts' I have ever read- I would kill myself if my life were this dull."

8) Sneaky -- "OMG - I just found my ex-best-friend's Facebook page. He's a gay ex-prostitute and converted to Judaism -- what??" [this is true, by the way]

It's awesome - if you haven't joined, I highly recommend it!

2 comments:

J U S T S O M E G UY said...

OMG! when are you going to introduce me to #8?!

Jessica said...

#7 is exactly why I refuse to partake in said list-making!