Two and a Half Asians

There is a lot of chaos happening in this photo.  I also appreciate that nobody is actually looking at the camera.  If these were true Asians, all of them would be wearing clothes with ridiculous "Engrish" phrases like "Go go Magic Super Force #1 Warrior" and they would all be throwing "peace signs" for no reason.

And in case you were wondering, NO, that isn't me in this photo.  Gawd!  Not all Asians look the same!