Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Significant Others


But, in your case, not for long, because I’m going to kill him.    This is Benjamin, a kid in your kindergarten class.    

 


I doubt you remember much about him other than his tragic disappearance.   It was a shame really, so soon after you declared that he was handsome and probably your boyfriend.   Oh well.   Life lesson.    Don’t get too attached.    

 

  

And this is T4’s girlfriend-   Emma.   I approve. 

 


Realistically, she’s way too good for him.  She uses a spoon, speaks well, seems to be potty trained, got that Dorothy Hamill thing going on.     She’ll wise up soon and move on to some Primary 1 hunk, but until then, Brother’s really enjoying eating Cheerios with her every morning.    These are the good times buddy.   With women, it doesn’t get any better.

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