Sh*t My Husband Eats - Part II

I'm not kidding you.  This is what THC had for lunch the other day.

For those of you who need the recipe, according to THC, it is as follows:

• 1 whole wheat tortilla
• refried beans
• leftover shrimp from chinese takeout place 2 days ago
• brown rice
• red pepper goat cheese from the local farmer's market (giving this dish that extra epicurean element)
• shredded cheddar cheese

Stick entire contraption into the toaster oven without a tray or other foil liner to your wife's intense ire for approximately 3 minutes or until cheese is melted.  Enjoy with a pocket full of 50 splenda packets that you stole from Einstein's in the morning.

Also, for dessert this same night, after I had cleaned out the fridge, THC ate some yogurt that was TWO MONTHS past the expiration date.  Or as THC likes to call it "the suggested purchase date that is total BS anyway."  I had to keep checking to be sure he wasn't rocking himself in a corner, hallucinating that his face is melting off.