Hit and Run

Wouldn't you know it - less than 2 months into owning my BRAND FREAKING NEW CAR, I get rear-ended.  But to make matters worse, the a-hole who rear ended me, tried to speed off from the scene.  Luckily, he got stuck behind another car at a red light, and clever old me who got all renegade on his ass, nailed him with my phone's camera.

Of course, there was the panic of having to perform the following tasks with mere seconds to spare:   (i) grab the phone from my purse, (ii) unlock it,  (iii) turn on the camera, (iv) take a few photos of myself, (v) realize the camera was turned around, (vi) curse like a sailor, (vii) sweat the light turning green and a-hole getting away, and (viii) finally getting my victory snap.

For those of you who watch Modern Family (or who don't and can tolerate a 30 second ad to watch this clip), it went down in a remarkably similar fashion.

Here's the evidence I'll be turning over to my local prosecutor:

F*ck!  Why is this taking a picture of me??  (My stupid, open-mouthed look is priceless)

The perpetrator.  Gotcha.  Dude, you are so hosed, it's not even funny.