Things That Freak Me Out

• Fat-free, calorie-free anything.  Like Smart Squeeze butter.  How can I slather half a container on a bagel and not have my body need to burn anything?
• The smell of THC's hair brush.  I know the guy takes a shower every day - twice a day most days, even.  So, why does his hair brush smell like aged head cheese?
• Those small half and half containers that say "no refrigeration required."
• Going to work after eating Taco Bell the night before.
• Elmo.
• Car washes, thanks to a particularly scary episode of CSI.  You know you're old when you admit to watchng CSI, by the way.
• The small chance that you will see a man's scrotum from the leg hole of a bathing suit.  I do not understand why all men's bathing suits don't have liners.
• The return of jorts as being fashionable. 

That is all I had to say.  It's been a productive day at the office.